It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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