i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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