I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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