I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
porn star boner night. come get it.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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