Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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