I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
