i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
