I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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