Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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