Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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