so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Floor bacon is actually really good
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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