i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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