so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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