operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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