those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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