I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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