I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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