Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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