Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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