At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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