Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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