you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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