sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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