this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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