Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just cropdusted the office
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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