I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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