Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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