the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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