Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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