My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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