So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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