Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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