i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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