You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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