waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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