they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
this beer tastes like vomit already
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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