rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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