Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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