So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
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