I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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