Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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