Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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