One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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