Need sex. Gaining weight.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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