it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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