420 ftw
operation harelip BJ is a go
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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