Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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