Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I think your dad took our porno
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
