It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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