Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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