arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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